The Long Awaited Return of the Heroes of Faggy Noisecore

This is a long lost album originally supposed to be released in 2020, but an unfortunate turn of events has occurred that put the fight against the music industry back a few steps and spit up our heroes before they could finish and release this record.

After exposing the US’s crimes against humanity we had to split up to curb the feds, Johnny went far out in the Rockies and is probably a TikTok’r or some shit and Blek went to join the growing Maoist movement in East Austin but was assassinated by Nazi hitmen paid off by the government.
The next thing they knew they woke up in Helheim, and had to earn their way into reanimation by seducing the goddess Hel. In the realm between the worlds they fought and killed Xenu, thus ending Scientology as we know it. On the way out to Earth they had to fight and defeat the shadow version of the band and managed to trap the Shadow Johnny T. Garlic in a flash drive because his evil was too great to be destroyed.
Among arriving back to Earth in Spirit Form, They found their reanimated body alive, inhabited by an energy projection from their matron Goddess Freyja. She named the body “Amara” and gifted it with the pronouns “She/They” so Blek assumed the role, as coming back as the person assassinated by Satanic Fascists probably wouldn’t be a smart move. Amara thus reinstated the Protracted People’s War on the Capitalist Music Industry.
The duo has met up twice in person but Johnny must venture out to Portland to train the secret clone army of nonbinary femme ANTIFA super soldiers in order to wage our war while Amara continues to keep the band going strong as the Vanguard of Revolutionary Faggot Noisecore.

Having access to the last recordings of the Blek/Johnny T. Garlic sessions, we bring to you the fifth installment of the Clapback Saga, the most exhilarating dramatic series in Noisecore history.

“The most low effort Noisecore I’ve ever heard” - RuPaul

“Beautifully loose and free!” - u/GoflowolfogBand

“I just wish the bands trying to make funny noisecore put the same amount of effort as those who were good at it did.” - u/fleetwalker

“Yep, just about what I expected." - u/Bleedingfingaz

"The Star Wars of our generation..." - Jojo Siwa

"The Creed of noisecore, truly the greatest thing I've ever heard" - Flattus Maximus (Posthumously, In Helheim Noisecore Zine Vol. 6, Helheim's only Grindcore Zine)

"COVID is a hoax, right, but Ass Pussy Ain't, innit?" - Sore Throat

"These faggots are ruining our legacy!!!" - Seth Putnam & Josh Martin (in the Catholic Hell)

"I wish I was as good at drums and sexy as Johnny T is..." - Felix Griffon

"Deadnaming yourself for a fake lore info dump after being completely silent for like 2 years is iconic" - SOPHIE

"RAH" - The Guy from GLUE

"Hinga Dinga Durgen" - Arsedestroyer

"The fucking drums on this made me quit music forever" - Neil Peart

"Y'all need to touch grass" - Fox News